Clojure Chronicles

Sleepless nights, sluggish code, and a 1% conversion rate haunted our team—until Clojure’s hidden gems turned the tide. With clever use of functions like keep, juxt, and transducers, we slashed latency, boosted conversions, and watched our analytics pipeline come alive.

Remember that time your “just functions” approach turned into a cond-monster? That was me, lost in a function maze—until I finally took the polymorphism plunge.